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'Isn't this romantic?'

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Edison: The Early Years,

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

Heart to heart talk.

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

'How is everything at this table?'

'How can you hate something you've never tried?!'

"I'm the double of Kate Moss, she's 8 stone, I'm 16."

'The full moon is so romantic, isn't it?'

'She'll have the salmon.'

"I should have ordered a salad."

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

'We should do this more often, not just when the power goes out!'