Candlelit Dinner Admirer Gifts

"I think I'll have extra droppings on my pizza"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Heart to heart talk.

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Romantic Frogs

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Spinach Dating.

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

I know we’re well suited for each other, Hubert, we even have the same thermostat settings!

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'