Candlelit Dinner Admirer Gifts

"I think I'll have extra droppings on my pizza"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Heart to heart talk.

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Romantic Frogs

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

I know we’re well suited for each other, Hubert, we even have the same thermostat settings!

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

Spinach Dating.

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.