Candlelit Dinner Lovers Gifts

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Heart to heart talk.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

Spinach Dating.

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

'A table for two?'

'Isn't this romantic?'

'My little boy broke my violin.'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

'The full moon is so romantic, isn't it?'

"What are you doing?!"

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favorite feed.'

Candlelit dinner.