Candlelight Gazer Pillows

'It's probably just me, but I find the crazy thing fascinating.'

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'Your night writing book, madam.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

The Fuse

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Nocturne

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

Candlelight

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'First snowdrop.'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

Unguided imagery

'We should do this more often, not just when the power goes out!'

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

"I cut down all the wicks to move along the romance."

'Ooops!'

Before Electric Fences

"This place caters to workaholics."

'Does anyone have a light, please?

'Dear Great Pumpkin...'

Blackouts in California

'It looked a lot bigger through the telescope.'

By candlelight...