Lighting Admirer Pillows

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Tedious Romantic.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Remarkably Richmond

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

You need a new reading light

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Pizza London Eye

Illuminating agricultural production

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'Hello - goodbye.'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

Leaning on a Lamp post

Man lighting ceiling candle

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

The Cheese God

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

"What's the world coming to? A robocop ticketing a driverless car."