Light Design Admirer Pillows

"Him? Oh he's gone out for the night!"

Claus 2.0

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Early Colour TV

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"You need a hobby."

Painting and decorating

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Hello - goodbye.'

'You've been drinking again.'

"OK, now take one with mine."

Beacon Theatre

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

Dance To The Music Of Time

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Robot News: best places to work

"What's the world coming to? A robocop ticketing a driverless car."

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

"The Hatchback of Notre Dame."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.