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"Him? Oh he's gone out for the night!"

Claus 2.0

Early Colour TV

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Painting and decorating

"You need a hobby."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

All you'd expect in a British car!

'You've been drinking again.'

'Hello - goodbye.'

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

"OK, now take one with mine."

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Dance To The Music Of Time

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

"What's the world coming to? A robocop ticketing a driverless car."

"Very minimalist"

Robot News: best places to work

"The Hatchback of Notre Dame."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.