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'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The star hunters

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Proposal

Hospital Departments

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Football

Life and Death

Save Mars

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Musical Eye Test

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Flying in Formation.

"Ever killed a man?"

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A rose is a rose is a rose

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Aurora

'He has really taken to the training.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Air Dentistry

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Fish Boarding

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."