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"I think it's time we moved in together...the bank has repossessed my flat."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Night of the Zombonies.

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

Football

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Life and Death

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

The Cashless Society is Here

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Now hiring.

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

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