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Crowd of glasses Wearers.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Escher exhibition first floor

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Hospital Departments

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Musical Eye Test

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'No cheating'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

A rose is a rose is a rose

A tessellation of running figures.

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'Sometimes the walls move...'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

BIG HOOF

Extra foot in bed.

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

Perspective Repair

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

An Optical Illusion in a Lady's Orchestra

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Prints in a Gallery.

Tunnel De Trompe L'Oeil

Escher Exhibition

"Never mind."

"I've been in the desert for a really long time and I've got a bad case of dry eyes. Do you have any eye drops?"