Space Oddity Admirer T-Shirts

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

The Milky Way (Detail)

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"What a way to go."

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

Dumbo in Space

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

Astronaut putting his space suit on wrong

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

'Why do I have to wear a hardhat?!!'

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

Shadow

"Didn't expect us to be drunk and stupid, did you?"

Budget Astronomy

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

Daylight Savings Time Issues On Other Planets