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"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Whoa...Somehow I think I deleted too much."

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

Stand up comedians from outer space.

First space criminal investigation

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

Chalk Bored

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'