Space Comedy Admirer Pillows

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

Moon's Portaloo.

First attempt at the Big Bang

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Stand up comedians from outer space.

Chalk Bored

First space criminal investigation

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'