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'I think I liked it better up here when everyone just carried a HARP!!'

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"He can't see us from there, can he?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Halo Frisbee.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'Anything good on tonight?'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"