Celestial Comedy Admirer Prints

'I think I liked it better up here when everyone just carried a HARP!!'

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"He can't see us from there, can he?"

'Sweet. Free wi-fi.'

'This is awkward, Lucifer has friended us on facebook.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Halo Frisbee.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'Anything good on tonight?'

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'