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"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Falstaff

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Cat Burglar

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Hamlet

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'