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'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

I've got a scorching dose of CLANGERS!

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'I don't think we need to worry too much about an invasion -- they left the lights on and locked the keys inside.'

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

First space criminal investigation

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Save Our Universe

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"