Space Satire Fan T-Shirts

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I'm going to get you fired."

I told you we were late!

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Chalk Bored

First space criminal investigation

"You not so special just cause walk upright."

'Conference on premature ejaculation'

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

God at the Galalactic Videostore

"They gave me the Gaus Theorem, the Gauss Method for Quadratics, Gaussian distribution..."

'You won't go away empty-handed. We have some lovely parting gifts, including the fun, home version!'

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

Invasion if the Ill prepared Giants!

Hey, Pluto, I'm not responsible for what a bunch of astronomers come up with!

'Quarks, neturinos, mesons. All those damn particles you can't see. That's what drove me to drink. But now i can see them!'