Space Oddity Fan T-Shirts

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

Alien throwing out astronaut with the rubbish.

'Please, just wipe my mind not my posh accent!'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

The Milky Way (Detail)

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Rocket Ark

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Ukulelean abduction

Astronaut Selfie.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Medical Curiosities

Serious business

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

Astronaut putting his space suit on wrong

Space bee

First space criminal investigation

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

AstraZeneca

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

Space Train