Cosmic Oddity Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The Milky Way (Detail)

"It could never work between us."

Astronaut

Moon and Star

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

Astronaut putting his space suit on wrong

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"Whoa...Somehow I think I deleted too much."

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

Bad luck.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"So sorry to miss you!"

Atlas' Shoelace Dilemma

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."