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'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Hospital Departments

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Musical Eye Test

'No cheating'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

"Good . . . no read the next line."

'How do these glasses feel?'

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"It was a typical evening at home as the Smiths checked for alien hairs on each other's collars."

Cyclops reading an eye chart

Eye test telescope.

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

End of crisis

"I told you not to look directly at the sun!"

With a hindsight exam result of 20/40, Harold hoped the new monocle would be less irritating than the last one.

"Dudes! Lets hit the scopes!"

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...