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"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Pirate eye test

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Hospital Departments

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'He's all eyes!'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Musical Eye Test

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

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