Optics Admirer Mugs

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The star hunters

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Hospital Departments

Proposal

Football

Save Mars

Life and Death

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Now hiring.

Musical Eye Test

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Flying in Formation.

"Ever killed a man?"

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A rose is a rose is a rose

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'He has really taken to the training.'

Air Dentistry

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Fish Boarding

Aurora

Left Behind

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral