Microscope Admirer Mugs

"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."

'You'll find that when you're seen on a million-volt electron microscope, you really want to look your best.'

"Ever killed a man?"

The Joy of Cell Division

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

Bio Lab. I see some shiny things down there. They must be chrome-o-somes!

'I've willed my body to science when I die.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

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'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

A rose is a rose is a rose

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Adios Amoebas

"Please, George...not here!"

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"The doctor will see you now."

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

"OK, now take one with mine."

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

'I think I may have found the 'Hello' magazine culture.'

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'