Light Vs Dark Admirer Pillows

Woman with happy shadow.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

Moby Dick

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"We can't take breaks, but lunch is provided."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Red hot little combo

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"There's the mailman!"

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."