Band Admirer Pillows

Red hot little combo

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

You are my sunshine!

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Bette Midler

Christopher Nolan caricature

Mexican Serenade.

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

'But what do you sell?'

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

A potato's favourite video

"It looked a lot better on Colin Firth."

Elvis fans

Man sends musical notes to woman weeping hearts,

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

Blue dress

Nutcracker

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

Flower Duet

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

Street signs in Motown.

Christopher Fry.

Road block party sign.

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Merry Widow