Ad Admirer Pillows

'But what do you sell?'

'Hey, here's a good deal! If we buy something, they'll stop sending catalogs for a week!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Intelligent people laugh too!

If nobody had invented graphics

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Robocop and Juliet.

'I know it's gassy...'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Moby Dick

Robot Jogger

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

Robot walking pet robot

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

Red hot little combo

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Christopher Nolan caricature

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"