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'But what do you sell?'

'Hey, here's a good deal! If we buy something, they'll stop sending catalogs for a week!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Intelligent people laugh too!

If nobody had invented graphics

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Robocop and Juliet.

'I know it's gassy...'

Moby Dick

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Robot walking pet robot

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

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The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved