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'I prefer Brand X myself.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

If nobody had invented graphics

Robocop and Juliet.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

Red hot little combo

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"There's the mailman!"

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'But what do you sell?'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."