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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

If nobody had invented graphics

Robocop and Juliet.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'I know it's gassy...'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Happy Birthday!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Monster Baseball

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"There's the mailman!"