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Opp'y of a Lifetime

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

If nobody had invented graphics

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'I know it's gassy...'

Robocop and Juliet.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"Happy Birthday!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Monster Baseball

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"There's the mailman!"

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!