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"I'll have to admit he's rather attractively packaged."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

If nobody had invented graphics

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'But what do you sell?'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

A potato's favourite video

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

Book Shop.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Butterfly Woman

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Christopher Fry.

"Play the old Winston jingle."

"This is the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

Bananas eye the blender

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