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"I'll have to admit he's rather attractively packaged."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Cut!

If nobody had invented graphics

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

'But what do you sell?'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

A potato's favourite video

Butterfly Woman

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Book Shop.

Raymond Queneau

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Christopher Fry.

Bananas eye the blender

He sold appliances.

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

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