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'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"HDTV?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Happy Birthday!"

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Performance In The Bedroom

Red hot little combo

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

A potato's favourite video

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

Bananas eye the blender

"This is the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Thank God for the flashlight app!

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

'What a beautiful landscape!'

Barack Obama.

'Texting you to let you know that I'll be calling you about a new video-conference app that I read about in a magazine.'

Dyson with Death