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'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"HDTV?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Cut!

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Happy Birthday!"

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

Performance In The Bedroom

Red hot little combo

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

A potato's favourite video

"It looked a lot better on Colin Firth."

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

"This is the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Bananas eye the blender

He sold appliances.

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

'My woman, she gone and left me and took me 'SKY-TV' dish with her... No woman, no sky!'

Dalek gardening...

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

Thank God for the flashlight app!

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

Jimmy Carr

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

Barack Obama.