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"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Cut!

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"Happy Birthday!"

Christopher Nolan caricature

Red hot little combo

'Sheep striptease'.

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

A potato's favourite video

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"It looked a lot better on Colin Firth."

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

Dalek gardening...

Jeremy Paxman

Thank God for the flashlight app!

Barack Obama.

Jimmy Carr

Jodie Foster

Children's Book Publishers. It's a sequel -- The little engine that could turns into a whistleblower!

'Texting you to let you know that I'll be calling you about a new video-conference app that I read about in a magazine.'

Broadway Baby.

Kissing Booth

"'Give my regards to Broadway. Remember me to Herald Square.'"

Housemaid

Laurel and Hardy.

"Belay the search mission. I just realized I have a find my phone app."

God Bless America

"Wow! This is just like the tv show I've spent my whole life emulating!"

"If we tell millennials the brain is an app maybe they'll start using it."

Gamblers Anonymous

'Is generic okay?'