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'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"Happy Birthday!"

Red hot little combo

'Sheep striptease'.

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

A potato's favourite video

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

Thank God for the flashlight app!

Barack Obama.

'Texting you to let you know that I'll be calling you about a new video-conference app that I read about in a magazine.'

Housemaid

Kissing Booth

"'Give my regards to Broadway. Remember me to Herald Square.'"

Broadway Baby.

"Wow! This is just like the tv show I've spent my whole life emulating!"

God Bless America

"Belay the search mission. I just realized I have a find my phone app."

Gamblers Anonymous

"If we tell millennials the brain is an app maybe they'll start using it."

'Is generic okay?'

Very Condensed Books