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"Wow! This is just like the tv show I've spent my whole life emulating!"

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Moses' Tablet

Cut!

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat Burglar

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

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'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Falstaff

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Hamlet

"Another flue shot, Larry.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.