Sitcom Admirer Gifts

"Wow! This is just like the tv show I've spent my whole life emulating!"

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Falstaff

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat Burglar

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Hamlet

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Cheating Death.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'