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"Just wait until your nanny gets here."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Cat Burglar

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

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...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Falstaff

Applause

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Hamlet

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'Now that's Real TV!'

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'