Sitcom Scene Admirer Pillows

"Just wait until your nanny gets here."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Falstaff

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Applause

Cat Burglar

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Hamlet

"Another flue shot, Larry.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Cheating Death.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

'Now that's Real TV!'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'