Comedic Scene Admirer Pillows

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Dolphin tricks.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"Just wait until your nanny gets here."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"It's just a wild guess but I suspect that the 14 points apply done at six countries may have contributed to your feeling a 'bit unwell'."

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"Any luck"

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

Sadie hated Sunday lunchtimes.

"I brought popcorn..."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

Eskimo in Igloo