Cartoon Series Admirer Gifts

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Ahhh...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Backfire

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Nuts to you, too."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Cat Burglar

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

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Fist Bumper Cars

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Nun Fight.

Gooseberry Fool...