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Richard and Yardie Eat Lead, you smarmy honky!

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Moses' Tablet

Saint George and the Drag Queen

How about going easy on the carbs

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Cat Burglar

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Czarcasm

Falstaff

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Hamlet

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Cheating Death.