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Richard and Yardie Eat Lead, you smarmy honky!

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

How about going easy on the carbs

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Cat Burglar

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

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"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Falstaff

Czarcasm

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Hamlet

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"