Tv Series Admirer T-Shirts

Dalek gardening...

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Cut!

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"Happy Birthday!"

Christopher Nolan caricature

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

Red hot little combo

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

A potato's favourite video

"It looked a lot better on Colin Firth."

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

Thank God for the flashlight app!

Children's Book Publishers. It's a sequel -- The little engine that could turns into a whistleblower!

Barack Obama.

"HDTV?"

Jimmy Carr

Jodie Foster

'Texting you to let you know that I'll be calling you about a new video-conference app that I read about in a magazine.'

Kissing Booth

"'Give my regards to Broadway. Remember me to Herald Square.'"

Housemaid

Skinny sour-faced twins scowling at each other.

Laurel and Hardy.

Book Signing: All-time Best Selling Book, Meet Author Today.

"Belay the search mission. I just realized I have a find my phone app."

God Bless America

"Wow! This is just like the tv show I've spent my whole life emulating!"

"If we tell millennials the brain is an app maybe they'll start using it."

'Is generic okay?'