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"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

Moby Dick

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Red hot little combo

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"There's the mailman!"

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'But what do you sell?'

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

Computer Romance

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'