Presentation Admirer T-Shirts

"I only eat food that looks expensive."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Bravo!"

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

Presentation skills.

First Prize!

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

'A simple, 'profits are up', would have sufficed.'

Rembrandt's Selfies

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

The First Powerpoint

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

Tightrope Walker.

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

"Let me give you the bullet points!"

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

'Welcome to the magic and the mystery that is Henry's powerpoint presentation.'

'They're my presentation trousers.'

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

'Great Powerpoint, garcon - i'll have the fish!'

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

Christopher Fry.

"You call this a presentation?! I knew I shouldn't work with children or animals!"

The Bisque Narcissus.

Artist.

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

Portrait of Bette Davis