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'And this is the picture the great man painted.'

Minimalist painter.

An Honest Painting Of Cromwell.

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

'Leonardo da Vinci at it again.'

Artist.

'It's called 'Portrait of Madame LaGrange who lives on the top floor with her husband, the grocer, and with her dog miki, a cute little terrier with brown ears who is always running up and down the stairs and barking at everyone's door.''

'See how his eyes follow you round the room!'

Oskar Kokoschka.

Rembrandt's Selfies

Portrait painting.

Artist creates 'Absurdly flattering caricatures' for £10.

'That's what I call a selfportrait!'

"I like this one!"

Portrait of Bette Davis

Olivia Rodrigo

Paul Ryan

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Framed Lady

Phoenix

Mimi's final scene

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Joe Biden

Diego Velasquez

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Kultural K9's.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."