Presentation Admirer Gifts

"I only eat food that looks expensive."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Bravo!"

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

Presentation skills.

First Prize!

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'A simple, 'profits are up', would have sufficed.'

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Rembrandt's Selfies

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

Tightrope Walker.

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

"Let me give you the bullet points!"

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

Christopher Fry.

The Bisque Narcissus.

"You call this a presentation?! I knew I shouldn't work with children or animals!"

Artist.

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

May I Speak?