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'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

Dyson with Death

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

"This is the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Bananas eye the blender

He sold appliances.

'Since getting this new refrigerator we've stopped impulse snacking and have lost weight.'

'Quick! Go! Now's your chance! Run!!'

Bandit shooting toaster.

'-and of course there's no V.A.T-victuals and things.'

'Entertainment Services'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Wow Dad, will you take me to Zanussi one day?"

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

"Hey buddy - how's things? You're not acting up again are you?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Claus 2.0

Intelligent people laugh too!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

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Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Roasted

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."