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Claus 2.0

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Early Colour TV

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Sign Him.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Butterfly Woman

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."

'Hello - goodbye.'

'You've been drinking again.'

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

If you had paid the extra money you'd have a cool gadget here.

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"