Dashboard Organizer Admirer Mugs

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Early Colour TV

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Mad cleaning robot.

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Sign Him.

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Butterfly Woman

Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."

'Hello - goodbye.'

'You've been drinking again.'

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."

If you had paid the extra money you'd have a cool gadget here.

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"