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"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

Wotan with eye patch

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"Happy Birthday!"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Christopher Nolan caricature

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Sharp Eyes

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Red hot little combo

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

The Thinker

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"There's the mailman!"

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'